Yeah, Dell Small Business has a sweet deal that netted me a Celery 2.2 GHz system for $400 shipped. There's a similar system with a P4 2.2 GHz and a monitor instead for $500, but I didn't need their crappy monitor, nor are the parents going to notice the difference between a Celery 2.2 and a P4 2.2.

Thanks to those who helped, this is the best deal in the $400 range to fly by lately, so I jumped on it.