Does everyone else have these monstrosities these days? The soda cans with the gigantic mouths, so that you can't open it without making a noise that sounds like you just snapped a glass rod and then splashes beverage all over you?

I remember a few years back when they were testing these things on Mountain Dew and I hoped that it was not going to take over the world. But it did, at least around here.

Who decided that we needed cans that were harder and messier to open?