Heh. Oh, jeez.

"New RioCar.Org T-Shirts are available! They're 100% white cotton! The front logo over the brest pocket is the small RioCar.org logo. Back logo contains, in bright red letters, three lines (in 'incorrect' php commands, even!):

<?php
print 'GoObErHeAd WuZ RitE!'
?>

Quick! Get yours today! Gooberhead said so!"

Yup. It works.
Me.