Yowza. He really loves the Toto UltraMax toilets. To be fair, he says "Just fair is the Kohler Wellworth... Kohler has had their problems their 81100 flushing systems." The Wellworth, for what it's worth, appears not to have the 81100 flushing system.

Of course, if you want true indestructability, you have to go with Penal-Ware, or perhaps the slightly less penal consumer versions.