See, now, this is the kind of thread I'd rather be reading. Everyone remembers the wave of stolen empegs we have had.

In the event that a nasty thing like this happens to you, think about how relieved you'll feel knowing they didn't walk off with the (almost) irreplaceable item. I have had a car broken into before, and although everything was easily replaceable, it would not have been cheap.

I never leave my empeg behind.