There are several chemical compounds that can be mixed with air that I consider a trade secret. Now I have reason to believe that someone has been releasing these compounds without my knowledge or consent. I'll be investigating this matter and bring charges to the guilty party.

In the mean time, anyone who is breathing is hereby notified that they are infringing on my IP rights and are at risk of being sued if they do not stop breathing. You can avoid IP issues by obtaining a license from me for $700 per head. People with astma or similar breathing problems should contact me for special licensing terms.