I wonder if picking up a shotgun from behind the door, then slowly putting shells into it, all while whistling Helter Skelter would get them to leave? Would it be illegal if you didn't specifically threaten them with it?

Yuck, I'm about to move into a new house in a month, and my only phone number is my cell phone. Right now it's sacred, if it rings, it's somebody I know. Soon I'm sure that won't be true since I have no other phone number to put down on anything. Well, except my work number and that would be even worse.