Got one here in the UK yesterday as well.

I opened the door and my dad said "you've got some court papers there". I immediately shat my pants 'cos I had a little trouble with Customs and some firearms a couple of months back - but I saw the envelope and realised what it was about.

I commented "I'll probably get a $5 voucher or something" and then pissed myself when I read the settlement proposal!

Gareth