whose only apparent concession to the ongoing earthquake was to lift up his cup of coffee so it wouldn't spill.

A calm, cool and collected EQ veteran, no doubt...

Nah.. Just a man who had his priorities straight.

(I hate to say it, but the ONE earthquake I was 'in', I slept thru. The one that hit the border of AL/GA earlier this year. I think.. I still feel bad about sleeping thru the thing. Sheesh.)
Me.