we'd also best avoid discussing "pro wrestling" while you're still around..

Heh.

I remember an old Saturday Night Live sketch... I forget the setup, but basically you've got a character who ends up at the Pearly Gates talking to Saint Peter. He's asking Peter all of the unanswered questions from his life on earth:

"Wow that's amazing! I wonder what the most surprising fact that I don't know right now is."

"It would be too much for you."

"Okay, what's the 1000th-most-surprising fact?"

"Professional wrestling is real."