"Key provisions of the Patriot Act are going to expire next year..."

Oh, No!

Time to finish building my bomb shelter, I guess. All those hundreds of terrorists that the Patriot Act has been catching and imprisoning will now go unchecked. Nobody will be safe anywhere in America.

Let's see... I'll need plenty of dried food, water, better stock up on weapons because Osama is on the way...

tanstaafl.