I'm not sure what it's worth at the moment.

Loren,

It's really only worth about 2-3 dollars nowadays. I'm very generous though, so I'd be willing to give you five whole dollars for it. It's, um, really the best that you'll do, and trust me, you won't get any better offer anywhere else, and, uh, you certainly don't need to check anywhere to see if I'm really telling the truth. So, uh, like trust me and stuff.