That was hillarious! At first I thought it was serious, but it slowly got more and more ridiculous!

It took me a while, but I caught on about here:
"eNormicom's patented Nametron 3000™ uses a complex system of algorithms and formulas to combine morphemes, phonemes and gigonemes to create a Singular Cohesive Action Moniker (S.C.A.M.®) for your company"

And my favorite line in the whole thing has to be:
"Complete sentences are so Q4'99" that's f'n great!

Good site.

DiGNAN