Man, I have the jacuzzi suite at the New York, New York Hotel booked in two weeks, but the woman dumped me last weekend... DOH!

Ouch, that sucks dude. Sorry to hear that. If it were me, I'd make the trip anyway... Vegas apparently has a plethora of women who will happily be your companion for the week in exchange for a nominal fee... Not that I'd know from first-hand experience, of course...