I am uncontrollably excited about the bookmark feature, is it implemented or will I have to wait longer?

The former.

schemeing to implant the unit somewhere into my body...(I'll let you now if it works, or if I live to tell it!)

As long as your body has a standard DIN mount, there should be no problem. It's no more tricky than fitting any other after-market bodily organ.

For the love of God, or is God an Empeg?

I don't think God's that interested, but his son hangs out here sometimes.

Peter (stuck in CategoryWhimsy today for some reason)