I'd say it looks like you broke into my house and stole my old empeg drive cable from my "I Know It's No Good But I Can't Bring Myself To Throw It Out" Box.

All joking aside, that's almost exactly what I was getting from my player on boot. This portion (and the other similar lines)....
Function entered at [<02066e90>] from [<02066de8>]
r10 = 020AD438 r9 = 021532A0 r8 = 0000340E r7 = 00000080
r6 = 0000000E r5 = 021532A0 r4 = BDFFFD64
Function entered at [<02066dd8>] from [<020ad4f0>]
Function entered at [<020ad438>] from [<020b4824>]
r5 = 021532B8 r4 = BDFFFE40
Function entered at [<020b475c>] from [<020e9bbc>]
r4 = 00000000
Function entered at [<020e8330>] from [<020b45a0>]
r8 = 0215686C r7 = 02156858 r6 = 020AD438 r5 = 00000007
r4 = 00000000...is what caught my eye, since it looks just like my boot log did. Problem went bye-bye the second I plugged in the new (2"+ length) cable from Stu.