This reminds me of the grammar we developed at the company I used to work for -- basically an automatic vision-statement creator. We forgot to grab it when the company imploded. However, we did manage to get the grammar we created for our CTO, Ged:

http://www.batmanthehorse.com/eged.jsp

Each reload will generate a new email based on the grammar we developed for him. At times it's creepy how close it comes to how he really acted.

A less extensive grammar (he didn't come on till later) was created for our Director of Development, Rob:

http://www.batmanthehorse.com/erob.jsp

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