Nice.

For the lazy (like me), here they are (well, most of them) as a text file (attached.) My script missed about a dozen of them, and I don't feel like figuring out why.

A few of my favorites:

the boss is pushed hard
in front of a moving bus
just a dream. for now.

Jason from I.T.,
spends all day in the bathroom.
I'll bet he's wanking.

Sweet release from work,
free from working agony.
Dentist appointment.