Quote:
COMPANY:
Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me!

(VARIOUS ANIMAL NOISES)

MAYOR:
Finland is the country where we dance
Finland is the country where we play
Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance
In traditional Scandinavian vay!

ALL:
Schlip! Schlap!

MAYOR:
Schlip-a-schlap-a vay

ALL:
Schlip! Schlap!

MAYOR:
Schlap away all day

ALL:
Schlip! Schlap!

MAYOR:
You simply can't go wrong
Vith traditional fish-schlapping song

ALL:
Finland, Finland, Finland

MEN:
The country where I quite want to be

SOLOIST 1:
Pony trekking-

SOLOIST 2:
Or camping-

ALL:
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me

HISTORIAN (spoken):
I said, "England."

COMPANY (spoken in tandem):
What? Oh, sorry, sorry about that


" Bin Faaarkrekkion's new Moosical, "Dik Od Triaanenen Fol (Finns Ain't What They Used to Be)." The story of Finland's transition from an agricultural society to an industrial one, which features the talents of the East Finland Moose Ballet, is highlighted by such songs as "I Hear Your Nokia But I Can't Come In" and "Foek You, Farmers." The action takes place entirely in a sauna."

I could use a good sauna today.

-Zeke







[ps: If you're confused by the above, it's text from the Playbill for Spamalot and the lyrics for the first song in the show, although not in that order.]
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