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John from ARM, the guy with the bad ass Volvo V70R.

I'm reliably informed that his name is actually Peter. But as I have a brother called John, and John Ripley has a brother called Peter, and this chap from ARM wasn't the brother of either of us, I can see how confusion might arise. That's what you get for having either Default Biblical Name #1 or Default Biblical Name #2, I suppose.

Peter