Originally Posted By: wfaulk
Originally Posted By: canuckInOR
lost the job … two days before discovering we'd be having a baby, sat around for 4 months, got a new job, had the baby

Did your wife give birth to a porcupine?

Heh. In the interest of brevity, I left out certain details, such as that I spent 5 months at the new job (telecommuting... hello working on the back deck), before the baby was born.

But that does raise an interesting question... are porcupines born with quills, and if so, what happens if the baby is breech?