I'm now in love with my toilet
Uhhh... that's a little bit scary. And I'm pretty sure it's against the law in Massachusetts.

tanstaafl.
Yea I guess we’ll just continue to live in an unmatrimonial relationship, oh, what could be.
My prior toilet companion would not cooperate with me. When we had a BIG job to do it would often refuse to do its part and left me no choice but to become physical. It was a big mess. My new toilet pretty much always does its job with no argument and does not have a big drinking problem. Life is good.