"Gee, if only there were some way to get everyone talking about Amazon right before Cyber Monday."
Yup.
Tom, no worry, if NFMDS delivery agents inadvertently destroy your vehicle, we guarantee we'll deliver a nicer model within 30 minutes. A Ferrari if you so desire. Of course, as must be plain to readers of this forum, anti-delivery conditions exist in some locales and jurisdictions, and those conditions have compelled us to arm our monkeys in those areas with phased plasma guns. If your vehicle is destroyed as part of an unavoidable response to anti-delivery terrorist action, the guarantee of a replacement vehicle or a new Ferrari is null and void. But El Jeffy *never* offers a replacement Ferrari!
Matt, I think you can put your troll-weary mind at ease. Just think about where those monkeys are going to fly from.