My, that's a fine list you've got there.

I suppose that Randy Brooks timeless classic "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" would be good for starters.

Let's not forget the Whirling Dervishes' remake of the "Mr. Grinch" theme ... the original Dick Shawn-sung "Snow Miser" song ... and of course, those sped-up voice legends, Simon, Alvin and Theodore ...

Umm, the entire "South Park" Christmas CD ...

(Sensing the overall classiness quotient just got kicked down a couple of notches.)

OK, OK wait, let's start over. The Nutcracker?