(Simpson's comic-book store guy voice) Best...vest...ever.

> How many times do I have to tell you. It's a european
> carry all.

I could be looking at the spray pattern of milk on my monitor right now Tony -- why no ?

I have been toying the that SAME idea (the e-Vest) for a while now, and had always been on the verge of raiding some sporting-goods store for their best khaki fishermans vest with the idea of annexing pocket space for my one-two-or-three-too many alt.tech.worker devices.

If they maybe DISGUISED the thing more to be less geeky than the Star Trek belt that got Bart beaten...


Jimbo: Hey Simpson, wanna trade belts?
Bart: Well, not really, 'cause yours is just a piece of extension cord.
[close-in of a cord wrapped around Jimbo's pants]
Kearney: Hey, dude, he's ragging on your cord.
Jimbo: Get him!


...and gave it the Eddie Bauer treatment, I'd probably buy it.