This is a take on a gag by Deirdre Flint:

http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/26/deirdre_flint.html

Listen to the song "1-900-Score-a-date". Funnier than the rejection web site.

(By the way, if MP3.com asks you for profile information before allowing you to download the song, just enter garbage in all of the fields and it will still work.)