For the record, the dog sled/bush plane criteria was a complete fabrication

Oh, I knew that. I thought it was hilarious, and laughed out loud when I read it.

Sometimes the best jokes on this BBS get met with no replies. Dunno why. Actually, I don't know why I didn't reply to your dogsled post myself. I guess it's that it was so perfect that I didn't have anything better to add. I just laughed and went on to the next thread.