Well... I did it.
http://pernocto.com/load/
Presently you need to add
onload="StatusUpdate()"
to every image that is updating and set
var iIgnore=X;
making X = to the number of images that don't count.
You aught to be able to use the following:
var t=0;
function Initialize()
{
var allImages = document.getElementsByTagName("img");
while (t < allImages.length)
{
allImages.item(t).onload = "StatusUpdate()";
t=t+1;
}
}
To automatically assign the StatusUpdate event to every image on the page but it doesn't work for some reason

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-NiCKEL