OMG! He says you have to mark the edges of your CD with a violet pen, then "tap" each marking to make it work? HAHA! I especially love the drawing of the top of the pen where it's like "tap with this part". HA!

Then he says to mark the back of a VHS cassette? Like on the plastic part of the box? What the hell does he think that could possibly do?

PLEASE tell me this isn't real....

"Chunky Violet Pen"