Well got the car serviced today and since i trust the nice man in garage i left the empeg in it.

However upon returning to colleect car i was on reciving end of a few strange looks

I think i know why

You know that when you got an empeg i tend to download the odd strange song and forget it is on the hard disc

Well got in the car and yes playing away happliy was "seaseme street" as i drove off into the sunset.

Hahahahahaha! Excellent!

I pulled a joke on one of the folks in the office with a player. He is a big Live fan. So I swapped out one of the tracks from "Secret Samadhi" with Barney's "I Love You" song.

I don't think he has found it yet... Or, if he has, he still hasn't locked down his player yet!

Edit: By the way, I used Total Recorder to capture the "Jingle For Goldfish" from a video of the commercial. If anyone needs it...

LOL , I can only imagine what people would think if they heard some of the stuff in my empeg like, the "jerky boys" or some tv show theme songs like "the a team" or "alf" or how about "punky brewster"

I've got a bunch of Anime soundtracks on mine, you can imagine the looks I get in Texas when jpop starts playing.

Greetings!

I have started a thread in Off Topic to cover this. I think this will be an interesting / amusing thread - an anti-Desert Island 10!

Ok, this doesn't have much to do with the Empeg but it is funny. My wife has listened to all of the Harry Potter books on CD on her way to work. One day while listening to book 2 she was going through a drive-through with the volume turned way up. It just happened to be at that part where the disembodied voice is saying "RIP, TEAR, KILL!" She said she got the strangest look from the lady handing out the food.

I told her she should have shrugged calmly and said, "It's my daily devotional!"

Hahahahaha!!! Ways to enliven the dull day of a drive-through employee!

...Barney's "I Love You" song.

/me tries desparately to avoid a Disney rant.

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No need. It was obtained purely for satirical purposes - no children were harmed in the obtaining or playing of that file.

/me tries desparately to avoid a Disney rant.

Kingdom In the Sky
by DaVinci's Notebook

Note: Reading this works best if you imagine it being
sung as a gospel-revival-style number...

All my life I have been searching
For the fabled Promised Land
With my sisters and my brothers
We shall walk there hand in hand

Through the trials and tribulations
And the devil's cruel temptations
I know that we will all get there one day

After years and years of wandering
Oh the kingdom we shall find
And the doors may not be open
But we'll gather in the line

And our hearts will swell with pride
The day those gates swing open wide
And we take a walk down Main Street USA

Oh that Magic Kingdom in the sky
We will all be there together by and by
We will all drink from the fountain
And go riding on Space Mountain
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky

Where Mother Minnie, Father Dopey,
And Saint Tinkerbell abide
There'll be no more cares or sorrows
On that heavenly Teacup ride

I will lay down all my fears
When I put on those big black ears
And join the choir to sign in harmony

We will sing the songs of aimless souls
Who once had gone astray
Who were lost but now are found
In the Electric Light Parade

Singing Hakuna Matata
Growing Mouseketeer stigmata
In the only Club that's made for
You and me

Oh that Magic Kingdom in the sky
We will all be there together by and by
All god's children shall be free in
Pirates of the Caribbean
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky

Oh the meekest and the poorest
Their inheritance shall see
And a zillion Japanese tourists
All will join the jamboree

They will ride that Holy Monorail
Into sweet Providence
When they know that their redeemer
Is a mouse in Short Red Pants

Won't you take me to Orlando
Where the sun is shining bright
All the angels are clean shaven
And the people snowy white

Where your problems are all hidden
And unhappiness forbidden
You'll find salvation for a modest fee

Climb into my Winnebago
And if you help with the gas
Then we maybe can finagle you
A five or six day pass

May your afterlife be blessed
Just American Express it
Let MasterCard and Visa set you free

Oh that Magic Kingdom in the sky
We will all be there together by and by
All religions may be practiced
There except for Southern Baptist
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky

Oh that Magic Kingdom in the sky
Manufactured by that Uncle Walter guy
We'll give thanks to that old geezer
And we'll keep him in the freezer
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky

They serviced my car with "Chocolate Salty Balls" from South Park playin...HAHAHA

My 'driving' playlist contains a lot of my loudest 'wake me up' type tracks, and I have a subset of this playlist called 'mental' for the 3am drive from Scotland to Cornwall - you know loud bass, big guitars, screaming vocals etc.

I have found that putting my car in for service with the 'mental' playlist selected gets me much better service from the mechanics

I guess Noble's of Penicuik is a heavy rock kinda place.

I have a subset of this playlist called 'mental' for the 3am drive from Scotland to Cornwall - you know loud bass, big guitars, screaming vocals etc.

Interesting. Does that work for you? I found just the opposite to be true for me.

I actually found while driving at night that the best music for keeping myself awake is instrumental stuff, especially Eric Johnson. I have a playlist that is all instrumental which I use almost exclusively at night. It's not really "low key", but engaging without being distracting (in other words, it keeps me awake without drawing too much of my waning attention).

I find that any type of spoken word is better than music for keeping me awake. Even an NPR documentary on rice is better than death metal or Run D.M.C. for me. I think it's because speech stimulates different parts of the brain than song (IANANS(NeuroScientist)).

-Zeke

Yeah, I use my humor playlist for this. Nothing cures road hypnosis like 45 minutes of eddie izzard being a professional transvestite.

Matthew

I actually found while driving at night that the best music for keeping myself awake is instrumental stuff, especially Eric Johnson.

Agreed. That playlist of mine does have mostly instrumentals, including a lot of Eric Johnson.

I'll agree with the spoken word/comedy. I've decided it works best for one reason...it engages the mind, rather than just creating backround noise.

I've also noticed that I can program while listening to most kinds of music, but find it difficult to concentrate while listening to spoken word.

Well, I do find that when I want to sleep during the day, any classic rock (ie Metallica, Deep Purple, Maiden etc) is so familiar that I don't need to listen to it and it soothes me off to sleep, but tracks like "Boiler" by Limp Bizkit or "The Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson just seem to put me in a really hyper mood - I end up grinning if I turn "Boiler" up too high.

Spoken stuff puts me straight to sleep if I'm already tired, which is one of my many reasons for disliking radio..

I have been finding that a good bit of Bartok or Kachachurian keeps me alert, but I don't have enough classical stuff on my empeg yet.

Of course with enough Red Bull, I would be awake no matter what music was playing - I would just be driving far too quickly!

any classic rock (ie Metallica

Am I just getting old, or is that one of the funniest statements ever uttered on this BBS?

Right up there with "You mean Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?"

You're getting old.

Ohmigod. I missed that the first time around.

frog51, please tell me you're joking. Please. Lie to me if you have to. But please don't tell me you consider Metallica "classic rock."

And for the record, Iron Maiden == classic rock is quote a stretch, too.

I've always had a problem keeping awake on motorways, especially the five hour drive back home from visiting my parents. Because a large amount of it is on the M4 it is necessary to drive very very fast, and falling asleep while doing so often seems unwise.

The *only* thing that can keep me awake is spoken word, which I discovered last time I made the trip. Music sends me straight to sleep, especially if it has a strong bass line; extremely loud music with the windows open only works for a few minutes; and I now have such a strong association between being tired and drinking Red Bull that it sends me straight to sleep.

Unfortunately I'm rapidly running out of spoken material, and may have to raid Mike's collection of Radio 4 comedy once again. If I'm ever faced with the choice of risking death at the wheel or listening to Harry Potter I really don't know which I would choose..

Rob

Yesterday I forgot to turn down the volume when I shut off the motor. So when I got back in, StrongBad yelled, "Hey stupid! The time is..." and a guy on the sidewalk just stared at me real funny...

And for the record, Iron Maiden == classic rock is quite a stretch, too.

Yes, agreed.

I will say that a certain percentage of Deep Purple's catalog does fall into that category, though.

I now have such a strong association between being tired and drinking Red Bull that it sends me straight to sleep.

LOL

Unfortunately I am serious -

"And Justice For All" and "Kill Em All" are two I would consider classic rock/metal. Admittedly I side with most folks on the BBS and consider their recent stuff to be a steaming pile of poo.

Also I tend to class Maiden, Deep Purple, Led Zep and a few others in the classic rock genre.

What would you class as classic rock? I think these meet the relevant criteria of:

Essential part of rock's history from which a great deal of modern music has developed.
Definitely more than 10 years old (okay this one is arbitrary)
Wide appeal (my mother likes the melody progressions in some early Metallica...oh hang on, she also likes some Yngwie...hmmm)

Yesterday I forgot to turn down the volume when I shut off the motor. So when I got back in, StrongBad yelled, "Hey stupid! The time is..." and a guy on the sidewalk just stared at me real funny...

My neighboor has heard mine do this a few times now. One day, I'll probably show him what is causing this. I'll also remember to set the volume to a static level for the time one of these times soon after blasting my ears out with it.

oh hang on, she also likes some Yngwie...

That's not that surprising really. a lot of Yngwie's stuff is basically him playing many different orchestral parts of a classical piece on one electric guitar simultaneously.

Speaking of Yngwie, next Wednesday I should be finding out whether he's slowed down with age. Joe and Steve will be there too

Now I am very jealous! 3 guitar gods at one gig? I'm upset I never got to see G3...sob

Are they releasing any stuff from these gigs?