Damned brilliant is an understatement.

Before I proclaim this the greatest innovation of this century (sure it's still early, but I've already seen a critic proclaim a movie the "Best of '04"), I have to ask: are the chemicals released into the public water system from urinal cakes poisonous to baby harp seals? Or other equally cute babies?

I have to take a dump and all this talk of exotic bathrooms has me really looking forward to it.

From Quakecon 2002:



It was getting pretty nasty. You would imagine people would be a bit more clean in a bathroom they will probably use several times over the course of the event.

Not washing your hands after going in a urinal is bad enough, but it is even worse when you come from one of the stalls and don't wash your hands....Also, what is with the doors in the stalls that have about an inch worth of space between the door and the part that it is hinged too? I don't want anyone to be able to watch me sittin' on the crapper....

Also, what is with people in bars putting their bottle of beer on top of the urinal? That is nasty........

Also, what is with people in bars putting their bottle of beer on top of the urinal? That is nasty........

Well, it's either that or waking up in an ice-filled bath, and finding a note attached to the phone next to you...

Huh?

Here.

you wake up in an ice cold bath wondering where you are. you look around and notice a cell phone on the toilet basin. you attempt to get up and are hampered by a sudden, strong pain in your abdominal area. you run your hands down your stomach, but they are too numb to feel much. you glance down and attempt to scream as you notice, through the gaping hole, that you are missing your left kidney.

I thought it had morphed and was going to read "you attempt to scream but find you are also missing your vocal chords" !!!

The Snopes page has some very interesting theories as to the origin of the legend.