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#243039 - 02/12/2004 02:40 Get tomorrow's LOTD today
Heather
addict

Registered: 14/01/2002
Posts: 510
Loc: NY
Work Haiku

My favorite one is:

My computer's shared.
Think I'll check the history.
Wow, that's so much porn.
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Heather

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." -Susan B Anthony

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#243040 - 02/12/2004 05:23 Re: Get tomorrow's LOTD today [Re: Heather]
tonyc
carpal tunnel

Registered: 27/06/1999
Posts: 7058
Loc: Pittsburgh, PA
Nice.

For the lazy (like me), here they are (well, most of them) as a text file (attached.) My script missed about a dozen of them, and I don't feel like figuring out why.

A few of my favorites:

the boss is pushed hard
in front of a moving bus
just a dream. for now.

Jason from I.T.,
spends all day in the bathroom.
I'll bet he's wanking.

Sweet release from work,
free from working agony.
Dentist appointment.


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242330-workhaiku.txt (179 downloads)

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