Well, not every day, but maybe once a month, my empeg thinks it's Toby's birthday. Point is, the clock can't retain accurate time and date. Do I blame the "super cap" for not retaining power? I use the empeg every week day, so it shouldn't drain.

It's not a serious question, just posing it as a thought. If my empeg had its way, Toby would be retirement age by now (supposedly in the year 2035 or something).