I can see it now, "Redneck Mythbusters"
Elroy: OK, Bobby, we got this here letter from Joleen and she says "If someody is drinkin' a Coke and you make 'em laugh, well, Coke will come shootin' out of their nose!" Well, I say that's a damn myth!
Bobby: Sheeeeit!
Elroy: So we have Joleen here and we're gonna make her take a big swig of Coke!
Bobby: Hell, yeah!
Elroy: So Joleen take a big swig!
Joleen: Okey-dokey <glub, glub, glub>
Elroy: Bobby, tell that joke!
Bobby: What joke?
Elroy: Hell, any old joke! Joleen , don't swallow! Wait up! Bobby, tell a joke!
Bobby: OK, so what do you do with a year's worth of used rubbers?
Elroy: I dunno, what?
Bobby: Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear! A GOODYEAR!!
Joleen: <SPREEEEEEEN!>
Elroy: Bobby, lookit that!
Bobby: Sheeeeeit!
Elroy: I think we done confirmed a myth!
Bobby: Hell, yeah!