No, I'm not planning any vigilante behavior. I'm trying to put together a couple costumes for a Halloween party we're having this Saturday. Clearly, it's getting pretty close, and it's surprisingly tough to find something approximating a bulletproof vest. Does anyone here have any ideas?

To spoil the surprise, this is what I'm going for:


For some reason I can't find anything like this, either in costume form or real life form. Are any of you folks crafty or know someone crafty who could tell me how to make one myself? If I can't find something online (which would have to get here by Saturday), I'll have to make it somehow. The letters are pretty easy, it's finding something that looks anything like that vest that's hard.

Sorry, I know this is a little different Still, I figured I'd ask the brilliant folks here!

Oh, and yes, my wife will be Beckett