I'm sure you'll all be happy to hear that this is the last time I'll be saying this:

... because I'm unemployed ...

The reason? Because I got me a damn job! In Unix systems administration, even! And it actually sounds interesting, as opposed to many I've applied for in the past months.

It doesn't pay as much as I'd like, but it pays more than $00,000/year, so it's better than I'm doing now.

Woo-hoo!