I'll try giving you a ring once the smoke clears a bit over there

Ms. Laura,

What a remarkable coincidence. Remarkable. I have always enjoyed quilting during the off hours. I thought I would call Sad to arrange a small get together, but I seem to have misplaced his cell number. You wouldn't happen to have it on you, would you?

(I still think he's dead.)

Thanks a bunch,

Donny