Fine, "I hate being out in the sun for long periods of time and getting burns all over my body which then blisters and itches. Oh yeah, and I hate getting all sweaty and gross as my shirt gets soaked in sweat, not to mention hardly being able to breath in DC's code orange air quality yesterday."
Why O why isn't www.calvinandhobbes.com text-searchable? You'll all just have to imagine that I found the one where Calvin, at the beach, gives vent to an eerily similar rant...

Peter