Stuck at the merge into the Lincoln tunnel on 37th street in NYC, I look hopelessly out the window, only to see a poster baring the familiar logo of Doom. Most horrifying, however, were the numbers inscribed below. "10/21/05"

Um..... they really made a movie about Doom? Will this rank right up there with Mortal Kombat (all of them), Wing Commander, and, um, the Super Mario Super Show? Yes, the movies of Final Fantasy and Toomb Raider, though not noteworthy, outclass the previous list.

(honestly, my dog is whining his throat out which prevented me from thinking of more sad sad movies, so I turned to wikipedia for inspiration. brilliant, as always.)