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Just like the postal service and paper junk mail. I vigilantly demand that I stop receiving mail address to "Recipient" or "Resident", but the post office tells me there's no way. Thanks for wasting resources......

A couple of times, I've collected my junk mail for months at a time, then on a boring Sunday I'll sit around watching TV while cutting out my address and dropping the newly anonymized junk mail into an open trash bag.

The post office employees never seem too happy when I drop it off.

....uhh... yeah, I kinda have no life.