I would love to see a web site of your hilarious pseudo-scientific products, but when you click to buy one, you get a SOLD OUT notice. Then track how many people got far enough to clicking on the Buy Now button.

Though I'm sure that actually making and selling those products would net you a lot of money in the short term, it's my fervent hope that the purveyors of such products eventually get convicted of fraud, and your contributions to this world are too awesome to be interrupted by jail time.