Well, T minus one, and friends in the US are feverishly working on their pink pussy hats. I am presently feeling the comparative sanity of Vietnam. Heading out in search of a bottle of distilled rice something, and doing my best to ignore CNN for a few days.

I must be a prudish innocent. Only the weekly Harper's news compendium tipped me as to what the KGB may or may not have on their covert videos. I have been struggling to come up with some corresponding fake news:

"In break with tradition, Marine Corps band to play 'Pail to the Chief'".

"Trump International in negotiations toward Trump-branded overseas water parks. Situation seen as very fluid."