Okay, here's the ten cent summary of Google's new goodies.

Pixel 2 / Pixel 2 XL:
- added water resistance
- removed the headphone jack
- less bezel, but not zero bezel; no notch
- stereo front-firing speakers
- many LTE bands, but not band 71 (the 600MHz spectrum that T-Mobile is planning to roll out)
- buy the phone get a free Home Mini
- priced at $649 / 64GB (Pixel 2), +$200 for Pixel 2 XL, +$100 for 128GB of Flash

Modest price drop on the Pixel / XL from last year:
- $549 for the Pixel, +$120 for the XL, +$100 to jump from 32GB to 128GB Flash.

Google Home Mini:
- $49 for the same basic thing as a Google Home, just smaller, included free with a Pixel 2

Google Home Max:
- $400 for a Google Home attached to a bookshelf-class speaker

Google Pixelbook:
- Roughly a $1000 Core i5 laptop, running ChromeOS, aluminum body, flips around into a tablet

Oh, and an awful lot of "Google Assistant all the things!"