Okay, three things:

1) I hope that by "One of my women", you mean "Either my wife or daughter". (Unless you're in Utah.)

2) If you mention Knight Rider again, I'll be forced to kill you.

3) If it says "All systems are operational", wouldn't that just be an assumption? (Then again, a serial interface with the car's ignition system computer, combined with a little software, could go a long way towards rectifying that...)

Tony Fabris
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