We know what snow is. It's that grey stuff on the ground every couple of winters that makes the cars drive bad.

(I'd much rather have had a baseball team, but no one asked me.)

Oh, and, by the way, it was 99 degrees out yesterday. That broke the old record by 6 degrees, according to the National Weather Service. In addition, the humidity is around 50%, which made the heat index around 115 degrees. We're hoping that we can just make the opposing team pass out when they step out of the airport.