OK, to get you all in the mood, here's the rules for a new competition for this year's meet:

It's called the SMART Watch.

The what?

SMART Watch.

Basically, you all have to get your digital cameras stoked up, and bring them with you - because I want you to take pictures of EVERY Smart car you see on the way to the meet. The guy (or gal, of course ) with the greatest number of Smart cars photographed on the way to the meet wins a Smart (hur hur) prize!

Some rules;

- one point per Smart car, with two points awarded for cars carrying adverts.

- only cars with Dutch registration plates are valid points. I know of one individual who will drive straight to a Smart tower and photograph every car in sight - well, sorry! If it's not got a reg plate, it ain't a valid point!

- only photo images date stamped with the dates from the 8th July to the 10th July (inclusive) will be considered valid points

- only the first image registered of a specific vehicle will be considered a valid point, so if you are the third to photograph the same vehicle - sorry, tough!!!

- all images have to be shown to the judges while they are still sober on Saturday the 10th July to be considered valid points. If submitted when the judge(s) and their girlfriends/mates are pissed, tough!!!

- the judges' decision(s) is/are final, even if you try bribery.

SO get ready to get snapping, people! May the best empeg owner win!!!