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#152449 - 01/04/2003 16:54 WTB: A good new lapdance.
foxtrot_xray addict Registered: 03/03/2002 Posts: 687 Loc: Atlanta, Georgia	With all the posts about a laptop, and a laptop HD.. I thought I'd post that I would like a lap dance. Requirments: Has to be female, and attractive (to my standards. Very important there.). Preffered: Brown hair, green eyes. Will settle for lighter hair, and blue eyes. ahem Sorry. It IS april 1st, after all.. and all those laptop posts.. sheesh. Geeks. Me. _________________________ Mike 'Fox' Morrey 128BPM@124MPH. Love it! 2002 BRG Mini Cooper
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#152450 - 01/04/2003 16:58 Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. [Re: foxtrot_xray]
mandiola enthusiast Registered: 26/12/2001 Posts: 386 Loc: Miami, FL - Sioux Falls, SD	Keep checking in the for sale area. Hopefully one will come up that you're interested in. I just saw a few on ebay but the auction just ended, so that won't help you out any. Sorry! -Greg
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#152451 - 01/04/2003 19:08 Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. [Re: foxtrot_xray]
mlord carpal tunnel Registered: 29/08/2000 Posts: 14478 Loc: Canada	female ... Brown hair, green eyes ... She Who Shall Not Be Named is already taken. Sorry.
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#152452 - 02/04/2003 12:52 Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. [Re: mlord]
foxtrot_xray addict Registered: 03/03/2002 Posts: 687 Loc: Atlanta, Georgia	She Who Shall Not Be Named is already taken. Sorry. Oh, nono. That's allright. I should have added 'available' to the list of requirements. On another note, I got the Dock today. Schweet! Very cool! Thanks! Me. _________________________ Mike 'Fox' Morrey 128BPM@124MPH. Love it! 2002 BRG Mini Cooper
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#152453 - 02/04/2003 15:49 Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. [Re: foxtrot_xray]
Heather addict Registered: 14/01/2002 Posts: 510 Loc: NY	With all the posts about a laptop, and a laptop HD.. I thought I'd post that I would like a lap dance. Requirments: Has to be female, and attractive (to my standards. Very important there.). Preffered: Brown hair, green eyes. Will settle for lighter hair, and blue eyes. Sorry, I got out of the stripping business years ago. And my eyes are brown anywway. But then again, you might think I'm ugly. _________________________ Heather "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." -Susan B Anthony
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#152454 - 02/04/2003 18:39 Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. [Re: Heather]
foxtrot_xray addict Registered: 03/03/2002 Posts: 687 Loc: Atlanta, Georgia	Sorry, I got out of the stripping business years ago. And my eyes are brown anywway. But then again, you might think I'm ugly. I used to strip. But the paint thinner kept making me too lightheaded. (There's a pun in there. Somwhere.) Me. _________________________ Mike 'Fox' Morrey 128BPM@124MPH. Love it! 2002 BRG Mini Cooper
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#152455 - 04/04/2003 21:55 Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. [Re: foxtrot_xray]
canuckInOR carpal tunnel Registered: 13/02/2002 Posts: 3212 Loc: Portland, OR	I used to strip. But the paint thinner kept making me too lightheaded. (There's a pun in there. Somwhere.) But given that it's a pun, the humour's been stripped away.
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#152456 - 05/04/2003 01:19 Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. [Re: canuckInOR]
tfabris carpal tunnel Registered: 20/12/1999 Posts: 31565 Loc: Seattle, WA	Yeah, we wouldn't want to gloss over the truth, now would we? Everyone should brush up on the finer points of humor once in a while. Otherwise, life would be... dull and flat. _________________________ Tony Fabris
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#152457 - 05/04/2003 08:08 Re: WTB: A good new lapdance. [Re: tfabris]
mlord carpal tunnel Registered: 29/08/2000 Posts: 14478 Loc: Canada	[mine eyes glaze over at the thinly veneered attempts to gloss over a sticky subject]
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