With all the posts about a laptop, and a laptop HD.. I thought I'd post that I would like a lap dance. Requirments: Has to be female, and attractive (to my standards. Very important there.). Preffered: Brown hair, green eyes. Will settle for lighter hair, and blue eyes.

*ahem*
Sorry. It IS april 1st, after all.. and all those laptop posts.. sheesh. Geeks.
Me.