Some college friends of mine recorded this biblical rap showdown between Moses and the Jews and St. Thomas Aquinas and the Christians.


An excerpt:

Moses:
You're just pissed, 'cause you ain't with the chosen people;
I got no equal; your testament's a second-rate sequel!

Aquinas:
Hold your manna, old man, only one MC can beat me,
My messiah’s message will mess you up neatly,
You got the hee-bee-gee-bees 'cause you know he be Jesus
My Lord is off the hea-sey, he cures sleazy diseases!


I thought it was great, but maybe that’s just because my roommate was Moses! You'll have to listen to find out who wins.

John

[Edit: Non-streaming version]

P.S. Note, meant only to be humorous, not to offend and/or incite religious warfare.