Hey girls come look at this MAN! XslamfaceX is just a totally regular guy, check it out! Nothing queer about him! He's just like one totally straight dude man! He's emphasised this at least four times so far! I wish the rest of us with our faggy empeg carry cases could be that manly. Hey Loren dude, don't let your girlfriend see you with that empeg fag bag, that would just totally not rock.

Let's move on to dyke carry cases next - big toolbags with a Guns & Roses motif and maybe some Ellen badges. Then again, lesbian empeg owners would probably turn him on.

Rob

(I really need to change that avatar to something more manly, maybe eating a kebab and throwing up the ten pints of Bud I just drank)